#Bantz

[Ole]

WE'RE HAVING A PARTY!

[Ole]

FFS. No party tonight.

[RedSte]

Goals for Mitrovic and Alonso for my proxy team (Ste - where are you??)

[Udit Misra]

I have so much internal conflict, between this and my FPL team.

[RedSte]

Come on Udit! This is far more important!

[Udit Misra]

Yeah, I'm working on making my FPL team resemble this as closely as it can.

[Ole]

Couple of goals this week, plus a clean sheet for Lloris last week.

[Ole]

Three goals in one game! Just as well really as no one else is scoring points.

[RedSte]

Lacazette and Schurrle right? Agree with your 2nd sentence

[RedSte]

Some "Top player" stats for you to chew over as the transfer window opens....

69 Aguero - Alex
66 Alonso - Ste
65 Hazard - Max
62 Sterling - Udit
60 Salah - Ste
57 Laporte - Ste
57 Lacazette - Dan
56 Aubamayang - Jide
56 Mane - Jide
54 Rudiger - Dan
54 Robertson - Brent
54 Walker - Dan
53 Sigurdsson - Brent
53 Mendy - Udit
52 Kane - Udit
51 City GK - Alex
50 Arnautovic- Barry
50 Murray - Alex

[RedSte]

These are the 18 players who've accumulated 50 or more points so far... and not a United player in sight!

[Ole]

Gone are the days where Arsenal's strikeforce were a laughing stock.

Bentdner's now in jail btw!

[RedSte]

That's because he no longer has Ian Wright to "get him out of jail"

[Ole]

Nearly bought James Maddison (instead of Martial) in the transfer window but a goal for Callum Wilson will do nicely.

[Ole]

Fifty million down the drain.

Alex Lacazette scores again!

[Ole]

Callum Wilson scores again!

[Ole]

Goals for Martial and Lacazette in the same game!

[RedSte]

Just to let everyone know why I havent been around at all the last few days. My wife Cindy has suffered a broken hip. She's out of hospital now but requiring pretty much my full attention. My folks are coming over to help on Friday so I might get chance to update this over the weekend.

Sorry but hopefully you will all understand

[Ole]

No rush mate. Hope she feels better soon.