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Re: Proud to Announce

Fri May 03, 2019 12:39 pm

It all makes perfect sense now Ray. You've been saying it all along


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Re: Proud to Announce

Wed May 08, 2019 2:19 pm

Who is going to front up the adverts for next season with Remington our "Official Styling Partner"
So far it has been Mata and Pogba but both might well be gone imminently
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Re: Proud to Announce

Tue May 14, 2019 7:20 am

I am hearing Ed Woodward is looking to play a friendly in Norway to thank the fans for supporting Ole
One more time the United Haarlem Globetrotters will hit the road
I am told the "proud to announce" drum roll will not be long
Wait and see
Thank goodness it will not be a for profit reasons only game
Well it wouldn't be would it!!!!!



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Re: Proud to Announce

Tue May 14, 2019 10:13 am

Ray
you forgot to mention that Darren Fletcher has been offered the director role.

must be cheap option?


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Re: Proud to Announce

Tue May 14, 2019 1:11 pm

HuSsAiN wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 10:13 am
Ray
you forgot to mention that Darren Fletcher has been offered the director role.

must be cheap option?
I don't believe he has been officially offered it yet
I suspect that the fact is has leaked out is the usual Ed Woodward way of testing the water before taking what will be a cheap option.
If there was uproar Ed Woodward would go missing and it wouldn't happen

there will be no uproar as most fans don't know the roll of a director of football
Ask yourself this
At the age of 35 and with no experience whatsoever other than as a player what knowledge can Darren possibly have of contacts in Europe,South America at either club level or agent level?
What chance has he got of finding from cold a new rising star and convincing him to ignore the likes of City,Liverpool,Madrid and Barcelona
What could he tell such a player
"Look at how United treated me!!" FFS :laugh: :laugh:



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Re: Proud to Announce

Tue May 14, 2019 1:12 pm

I am not sure when the next investors conference phone call is
A friend thought it might be next week
That will be interesting to hear Ed Woodward speak
Can you imagine the opening line
"All has not been well on the pitch but i would like to draw your attention to the bottom line!!"



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Re: Proud to Announce

Thu May 16, 2019 4:51 pm

Woodward finally speaks
At the important investors conference call Ed Woodward has announced a £4m increase in profits for the first 3 months of the year
Can life get any better?
Well yes it can because part of the reason they didn't make more was the wages bill that has now been reduced by the leaving of Herrera and Valencia with a lot more to follow
Also with being out of the champions league the bill drops by another 25% which is reported as being £85m a quarter

Get out the cigars.Who needs success :grr: :grr:



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Re: Proud to Announce

Fri May 17, 2019 9:41 am

Proud to announce that United are watching the Zaha dispute at Crystal Palace
He wants to leave and they are asking for £80m.
It has emerged that United have a sell on clause that means the Glazers will get £20m
Oh life is so sweet :laugh: :laugh:



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Re: Proud to Announce

Fri May 24, 2019 11:51 am

Proud to announce that both the first team and the now super important(for commercial reasons) womens team will be playing pre season in Ole's home town Oslo
Limited availability for tickets



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Re: Proud to Announce

Fri May 24, 2019 3:22 pm

They should be proud to announce that today is Le God,Eric Cantona's birthday

Happy birthday and thanks for the memories
I hope the Glazers don't have your image rights!!



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Re: Proud to Announce

Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:21 am

United were proud to announce yesterday that they had signed up a club record over 1/4 million people as "official members"

At £35 a pop that's £8 million for giving the people the opportunity to apply to spend money on the massive Carling cup games
All other games need you to have a Bobby Charlton to get a ticket



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Re: Proud to Announce

Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:39 pm

Just got today's proud to announce email

"The fixtures are due out on Thursday so buy your Bobby Charlton now
City and Liverpool £2000
Arsenal and Chelsea £1200
Last game of the season and Spurs £725
All other games £600
All plus VAT"
Limited availability!!



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Re: Proud to Announce

Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:21 pm

As informed earlier it is now official

Mata has signed a 2 year deal with a further year option
Nice and cheap.
Glazernomics at work



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Re: Proud to Announce

Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:07 am

2 years wasn't what I expected but you could do worse than keeping him. It's a pity hes not the role model the younger players gravitate to instead of Pogba.

We have 5/6 deadwood we need to clean out and it doesn't look like we're gonna get near that


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