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Re: Anderson

Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:19 pm

Giants14 wrote:
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Giants14 wrote:This guy is still getting paid   :grr:

I thought we would have done a Nani on his ass and pay someone to take him  :laugh:
He is perfectly acceptable as a sub for midfield, which management realise or they would just have let Everton have him for whatever they offered.
I think we have our wires crossed - i was talking about Anderson  :laugh:
I don't know why I keep misunderstanding you.
We are not even married! :laugh:



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Re: Anderson

Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:56 pm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Re: Anderson

Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:36 pm

A civil partnership is pretty much the same thing though.


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Re: Anderson

Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:46 pm

@Anderson_Viv: I wish people would stop tweeting me in confusion of the Anderson who is still playing for @ManUtd . I assure you i have retired :-)



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Re: Anderson

Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:06 pm

Dante wrote:A civil partnership is pretty much the same thing though.
So it is and I had no wish to intrude!
Congratulations to both of you! (f)



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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:22 pm

Anderson has had .. a haircut.

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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:38 pm

Spot the odd one out from that group of players!



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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:44 pm

Ole wrote:Spot the odd one out from that group of players!
Portuguese speaking?



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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:22 pm

One of them is wearing gloves, and doesn't have red boots.


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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:34 pm

First time I saw that photo I just thought it was Young. Didnt look twice :laugh: Nice hair, now time to take football seriously as well


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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:41 pm

haha that's what i thought



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Re: Anderson

Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:58 pm

Love that foto. So many spanish/portuguese speakers now!

Imagine if by some miracle Ando plays really well this season and actually shits on fabregas.


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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:23 am

I'd back myself shitting on Fabregas more than Ando doing it..


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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:43 am

Redlyn wrote:plays really well this season and actually shits on fabregas.
actually shitting on someone does not depend on playing well. now, it might depend on eating well, which he isnt good at either



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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:07 am

I don't think you need to eat particularly well before you can do shits, Sia.
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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:26 am

you cant say it's completely independent of it though, so technically I wasn't wrong.

and thanks for ruining the joke :cry:



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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:37 am

Are we talking about eating well, as in, eating healthy? Because you certainly don't need to have a healthy diet to do a shit. The two are completely independent from one another and, if anything, I'd say that an unhealthy diet would more likely cause your shits to be particularly potent and would thus serve as an even greater insult to Cesc Fabregas once the unsightly deposit was made. Of course, in some cases a poor diet may well lead to symptoms of constipation, but that doesn't equate to a good diet being absolutely necessary before one can take a shit. If on the other hand you meant eating well, as in, eating heartily, then you have a point, as indeed one would certainly have to eat a decent portion or two before one would be able to pinch off a sizeable shit upon the Spaniard; but you'd be wrong nevertheless due to your assertion that Anderson isn't good at eating well, whereas in this instance he's actually rather famous for it.


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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:50 am

:shock: :laugh:

I read that in Sheldon's voice :P (Y)



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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:45 am

I was going to add not literally of course but i decided against it finally. I thought... let them do their worst.
Bad idea :shock:


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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:08 am

Look at the end of the day Anderson was a good player once so why not again

Maybe LVG can get him playing well in the reserves and then graduate him back to the team



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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:40 am

I also think given the level of skill needed in this system,Anderson can reassert himself. Brazilians are just "born" with that ability on the ball, lets just hope he can rise to the challenge.


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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:41 am

treble99 wrote:Look at the end of the day Anderson was a good player once so why not again

Maybe LVG can get him playing well in the reserves and then graduate him back to the team
Ray; you made a joke - good for you.


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Re: Anderson

Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:46 pm

Redlyn wrote:I was going to add not literally of course but i decided against it finally. I thought... let them do their worst.
Bad idea  :shock:
And i wanted to add a smiley and didnt. Bad idea also :(



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Re: Anderson

Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:17 pm

Quite a nice piece on the Old Trafford blimp:
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blo ... :Position4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Hopefully he will be towed away to new moorings this season.



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Re: Anderson

Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:41 pm

Pretty funny article. I can't believe he is only 26.

The shit I took on this board for years because I didn't rate Anderson makes all this even better for me. Although at this point I couldn't even care less whether he leaves or whatever, you honestly forget he is even employeed at the club at this point.


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