Are we talking about eating well, as in, eating healthy? Because you certainly don't need to have a healthy diet to do a shit. The two are completely independent from one another and, if anything, I'd say that an unhealthy diet would more likely cause your shits to be particularly potent and would thus serve as an even greater insult to Cesc Fabregas once the unsightly deposit was made. Of course, in some cases a poor diet may well lead to symptoms of constipation, but that doesn't equate to a good diet being absolutely necessary before one can take a shit. If on the other hand you meant eating well, as in, eating heartily, then you have a point, as indeed one would certainly have to eat a decent portion or two before one would be able to pinch off a sizeable shit upon the Spaniard; but you'd be wrong nevertheless due to your assertion that Anderson isn't good at eating well, whereas in this instance he's actually rather famous for it.
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